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Joke of the Day
"Can a women make you a millionaire Yes, if you are a billionaire Kevin hart"
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"I got in a lot of trouble on a date recently because I didn't open the car door for her Instead I just swam up to the surface"
"I walked into a gas station & a woman handed me a free slice of pizza Either Iowa is the nicest state in America or I've just been poisoned"
"""I know what you look like naked"" - me to my girlfriends identical twin sister, every single time I see her."
"Vegetarians must hate themselves because they're made of meat."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? ...right where you put it."
"I wrote a song about a tortilla. well actually, it's more of a wrap"
"[thoughts of person talking to me]: He's furrowing his brow, he must really be listening! [my brain]: How do cows make cheese"
"its prettey gutsy that u call urself a salad, potato salad"
"If you type a <3 but you end up with < you should go to the doctor because your heart is pounding."