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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut? They didn't like the barbershop Cortez."

"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."

"What's a toads favorite drink? Croaka-cola"

"A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel down the front of his pants. The bartender says, ""Hey mate, what's with the wheel?"" The pirate responds, ""Arg, it's driving me nuts!"""

"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stoken-off"

"Whats green and flys through the air? Super Pickle"

"I know I did a good job dressing my 3 year old when my wife doesn't have to tell everyone she sees that I dressed her."

"I've been seeing this narcoleptic girl lately, it's going really well. I'm saving a fortune on Rohypnol."

"You know why no one ever flunks out of Porn School? Everyone has to take a ""D"" on the final exam."

"Why did Hitler called it ethnic cleansing? He showered them."