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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut? They didn't like the barbershop Cortez."
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"Yo momma smell so bad.... I can smell her retronasally."
"How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic? Cash or Czech Edit: a word"
"A man flashed three old women in the park. The first two women each had a stroke! The third woman tried, but she couldn't reach because her arms were too short."
"Are you in a serious relationship with a rock? If you are, don't take it for granite"
"My wife was pissed when I slept through a burglary last night We got caught, and I woke up during mug shots."
"What gets better with age? Necrophilia"
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"A man spends his first 9 months trying to get out of the womb and the rest of his life trying to get back in"
"My shiny watch has had a peaceful life... ...it's always had the time to reflect upon itself."