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Joke of the Day

"I went to confession and the priest said, ""pics or it didn't happen."""

"Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes"

"Have you heard about the Tempura Shelter they are opening downtown? It's a center for lightly battered women."

"what lives in a box and needs air? a U.S veteran."

"Age is just a number. (That roughly indicates how close you are to menopausing/getting super ugly/dying)"

"Why Doesn't Santa Have Any Kids? Because he comes down the chimney."

"What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!"

"Australia wants to secede from the Commonwealth to distance itself from the British Monarchy... It will no longer be a kingdom and it can't be a principality, so it has to be a country."

"What do you get when you fart on your wallet? Gas money"

"Can a guy with no eyebrows look surprised?"