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Joke of the Day
"what lives in a box and needs air? a U.S veteran."
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"We're all different. For example, some folks get up early to exercise... And others get up early to eat cookies before the kids wake up."
"On the 5th day of Christmas? Christmas is ONE day, Carol. Convert to Judaism if you need a longer holiday."
"An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday He wanted to talk about Cheeses."
"Purchased an hourglass for my desk at work to flip when people stop by to make them uncomfortable."
"Misery loves company. Company: ""I have a boyfriend."""
"Steve would be a terrible name for a pegasus."
"My gym sent me home for following their motto it's confusing, they need to change it to ""go hard and go home"""
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass."
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're stuck up bitches."