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Joke of the Day

"Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes"

"Did you hear Chewbaca won the NFL MVP his first year in the league? It was a great Wookie season!"

"I just got married today It's unreal. I can still remember the the exact moment when every woman in the world became instantly more attractive."

"what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm Rape!"

"Life is meaningless and we all die in the end xD"

"How to trap a Bear. 1.) Dig a Hole. 2.) Put Peas around the Hole. 3.) Put ashes inside the Hole. 4.) When the Bear comes to take a Pea Kick him in the ash hole."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It was okay, but had no atmosphere."

"That mini-heartattack you get when you sport a typo in your tweet."

"Two aerials get married... .. the Reception was amazing."

"What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman? Your place or mine"