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"Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes"
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"I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet."
"What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records? January 1st, 1993"
"Why is C afraid of D? Because DEEZ NUTS!"
"A man asks his dog, ""what's your favorite part of the house?"" ""ROOF!"" Screams the dog. The man asks, ""what's your favorite part of trees?"" ""Chlorophyll,"" says the dog. The man kills himself."
"I filmed myself having sex in 4K I can't wait to upload all 2 megabytes of footage!"
"You can catch a decent buzz from smoking catnip but don't be surprised if you wake up on top of the fridge."
"Why was the baby ant so confused? Because all of his uncles were ants!"
"The worst thing about life is getting comfortable and then realizing that you don't have the remote."
"This guy.. igg.me/at/bustofabney Why is this a thing??"