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Joke of the Day
"What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common? They both give kids a little head."
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"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An Investigator"
"Coffee so hot you pretend not to notice it when you're out with your wife."
"""Lady In Red"" is my favorite song about a guy that's trying to get laid even though he can't remember her goddamn name."
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"A man walks into a bar.... ...and spectacularly fails at Limbo."
"Yall wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."