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Joke of the Day
"I thought Game of Thrones was a show about bathrooms"
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"As it turns out, if you're with a group of people, it's ""Christmas caroling."" If you do it alone it's ""creating a public nuisance."""
"Why are hurricanes named with female names? Because when they come, they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them."
"Pope Francis will bring a rabbi and a Muslim leader with him when he travels to the Holy Land this week. Or as bartenders put it, ""We've been expecting you."""
"I've done some calculations, and I figure, that at my current rate of pay I could live happily for the rest of my life. If I died tomorrow."
"What does a ghost wear when it's raining? boooooooooooooots"
"Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!"
"You play the cards life deals you. They are Monopoly cards. You are a small pewter dog and you have won second prize in a beauty contest."
"All of the food in my fridge is on my to-poo list."
"The most scientific pet? The lab."