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Joke of the Day

"When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?"

"9 out of 10 men prefer large breasts. The other man prefers the 9 men."

"So I finally got a housekeeper, it's my ex-wife. She kept the house."

"What did the black kid get for christmas? Your bike."

"Why do women wear striped bras? Because it's a ZEBRA."

"Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help? because he was kneaded."

"My boss asked if I accomplished my years resolution Nope, I'm still working here"

"Remember when you were small & all you wanted was a pony but your parents were high on meth & thought the house was already full of ponies?"

"me: Go back! uber driver: Did I miss the turn? me [already in the front seat trying to find the station that was playing Taylor Swift]"

"""Nobody wants to hear about pooping"" Actually Mom, I think you'll find that there's an entire social network dedicated to proving you wrong."