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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar.... ...and spectacularly fails at Limbo."
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"Did you hear about that group of midgets suing the local bar? Yeah, they were upset with how short the stools were. The judge threw out the case, though; told them they were grasping at straws."
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"If Donald Trump was a communist, instead of saying ""Grab her by the pussy"" he would have said ""Seize the means of reproduction."""
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"Don't believe everything you think."