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Joke of the Day

"Yall wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."

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"I like my women like I like my coffee In a cup"
"Why don't white girls like trigonometry? Because secant even."
"TGIF - A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside ..."
"Operator: 911 what's your emergency? Me: PEOPLE ARE TAGGING ME IN PICTURES ON FACEBOOK AND I'M NOT EVEN IN THEM!"
"""We just want to find someone who will-"" *sly grin* -Finish our sentences? ""Exactly."" -death row inmates"
"Why did the groom want his bride to wear white? He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge."
"My mate in Scotland reckons his scrotum got to -273 degrees last night. I reckon that's absolute bollocks"
"How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin? They use a Milwaukee-Talkie"