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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Santa without toys? A lost Clause"
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"The band Europe is rereleasing their greatest hits on records. It's the vinyl countdown."
"Barber: And how old are you little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well I certainly didn't come in for a shave!"
"The Dominos ""tracker"" says Ashley just left with my pizza so I only have a few minutes to get naked. Just glad it's not Brad... ...again."
"I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?"
"chin nut What do you call nuts on a wall? A: a wallnut What do you call nuts on a chest? A: a chestnut What do you call nuts on your chin? A: a blowjob"
"I feel like a taco salad is the worst way to eat a taco, and yet, the best way to eat a salad."