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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Santa without toys? A lost Clause"

"If Tom Brady joined Nickelback... They'd become 30 cents."

"*date leans in* Tell me something I don't know about you. *I lean in* I have a french fry in my pocket."

"I'm holding a charity night for people that can't reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know."

"I'm starting an A Capella group with five other ill tempered pedophiles. We're called Six Dicks in A Minor."

"Hey do you mind if I play street fighter with you? SHORYUKEN!"

"What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him? I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit"

"CONDUCTOR: Oh my dad's in the audience [waves to dad] [orchestra goes crazy]"

"Why are south italian men so small? Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: ""If you grow up you have to work"" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there"

"My son's joke he just told me. Knock knock. who's there ? Banana Banana who ? Eye ball... aren't you glad I didn't say orange? :s loool"