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Joke of the Day
"Dad jokes are real.... What do you call a Cow with no legs? ""Ground Beef"""
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"I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. Where the HECK is my roof?!"
"What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects."
"Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done."
"Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security."
"""This looks like an open and shut case!"" a police detective buying luggage."
"Trump wants to cut funding for birth control, renegotiate trade deals, and stop the wars in the Middle East. It seems pulling out is his solution for everything."
"Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world."
"Who was the knight that invented the round table? Sir Cumference. (via friend who got this from a street performance group in the England area of Epcot)"
"""More people are killed by toasters than sharks"". So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster, you're in big trouble."