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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who worships Doritos? A chip monk."
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"Bees Q; What kind of bees make milk? A; Boobies"
"so i went to the clothes shop to buy camouflaged pants... ...and i didn't find any."
"What do you call a film director with bad eyesight? Squintin' Tarantino"
"When life gives you lemons, you should peel one in front of the other lemons. You know... to send a message."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a six offender."
"Whats white blue and rectangular? A fridge with a denim jacket on."
"User interface? I hardly even know her."
"What is better to be taken, than to be given? A shit"
"It takes a car 30 years to become vintage. It takes a phone 30 days."