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Joke of the Day

"A cop stops an electron for speeding. He says ""Did you know you were going 100 mph?"" ""Great"", says the electron, ""now I'm lost!"""

"I only enter names and numbers into my contacts so I can see who I'm ignoring when they call."

"Any pizza at Pizza Hut is only $10. ANY! How is there still sadness in the world?"

"Some say the five knuckle shuffle isn't a finishing move My girlfriend is not one of them."

"I once saw a skit about public hanging It had brilliant execution."

"Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."

"What is Hitlers favorite juice shop? Jamba Jews"

"Why do black people only have nightmares? We shot the only one with a dream."

"Things I learnt from Avatar: - Kill Smurfs while they're still young."

"Which country has the cheapest prostitutes? Vietnam. Because over there you need 20840 dongs to make a dollar."