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Joke of the Day
"I spent a solid two hours tonight drowning my sorrows. Never give a stripper PCP"
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"Every time I pinch a loaf; I think,""I don't knead this shit."""
"A man walks into a bar and his name is JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
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