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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner? Because she was trans-parent."
Next Joke
"Date me? You can't afford the maintenance to keep me. Vodka, high heels, steak, shiny clothes, tonic, Victoria's Secret, and bail money."
"Why don't we assassinate Kim Jong-Un? Because the North remembers."
"Have you heard about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally."
"It was a rude awakening when I woke up and realized all my favorite porn stars were at least 4 years younger than me. Turning 16 sucked. =/"
"How do you hide from imminent retribution? Karmaflage!"
"I like giving names to my furniture Right now i'm chillin' with Oscar the Couch"
"Dad joke #31939: A guy walks into a bar. Ouch."
"Girls don't poop. They go to the bathroom to talk shit."
""" What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? snowballs"