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Joke of the Day

"I did some Star War's fantasy roll playing this weekend Me, Hand Solo and Princess Didn't-Get-Laid-a."

"I almost wish the guy I'm stalking would find me and call the cops. These bushes are scratchy and my legs are cramping."

"Every time I get a paper cut, I know somewhere a tree is laughing."

"Have you ever seen the movie called ""Constipated""? Well it never came out."

"What has four hairy legs and fucks my sister? Me and my dad."

"Did you know Sasha Grey retired? It's fine though, at least she went out with a bang!"

"Facebook: You have more friends on Facebook than you think. Me: You have higher expectations than you think."

"Is it rude to throw breath mints in someones mouth while they're talking?"

"Marriage is like having your favorite meal every day... At first, it's great! But after a week, you're thinking, ""Eh, I kinda feel like having Asian tonight."""

"Do you have small pox? Because your face looks kind apache!"