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Joke of the Day

"I did some Star War's fantasy roll playing this weekend Me, Hand Solo and Princess Didn't-Get-Laid-a."

"I saw something yesterday that reminded me of you. I almost stepped in it."

"How do you kill 200 flies at once? You slap an Ethiopian in the face."

"Masturbation is like procasination In the end you're just fucking yourself"

"What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool? A marajuannabe."

"If a gay guy jumps on your back... do you leave him there, or do you beat him off?"

"What was the last thing that went through the fly's head when he hit the windshield? His ass."

"Liberty Bowl 2014 Of course it comes as no surprise that just across the street from the ""AutoZone Liberty Bowl"" would be the ""Advanced AutoParts Freedom Bowl""."

"it's fun to yell CHEESE! at a group of girls and watch them switch to their Facebook Poses"

"What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe? Clogs."