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Joke of the Day

"Not joke Teacher :What is the difference man & woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs"

"Two friends were walking down the road, won took a crap and shit slid out. Her friend said that aint shit that my cunt"

"I've had to take a second job working in a bakery. I knead the dough."

"Why do Egyptian warships have glass floors? So they can see their air force"

"What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square? Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him."

"When your great-grandchildren call you racist for thinking all monkeys look the same."

"Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello * I love pun jokes give me some more"

"What do you call an Asian lobster? A crustasian"

"Sometimes you just have to grab the bull by the balls before you realize ""This can't be right."""

"Why were the twin towers disappointed? They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane."