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Joke of the Day
"Every time I pinch a loaf; I think,""I don't knead this shit."""
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"Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he got his gas bill."
"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor"
"Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."
"The older I get, the more I realize nobody is better than I am. Except people with statues of lions outside their house. They rule."
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? [nsfw] The wheelchair."
"Clint Eastwood says we're the ""pussy generation."" Potty mouth."
"What is the most pirated movie ever? Arrrrrrrgo"
"I think we all need something positive after the recent election Which is why I'm sharing my HIV status with all of you."
"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use more lube!"