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Joke of the Day

"Someone on Facebook posted ""Having the BEST DAY EVER!!"" So I posted the Sarah Mclachlan animal cruelty video in the comments"

"What did the policeman say to the jumper? Pullover"

"Sheep A Welshman was asked how many sexual conquests he had. He began counting them................and fell asleep."

"I never realized how many people I hated until I got a facebook"

"Women are good for 70 things. cleaning house, and 69"

"You know what the difference between an SUV and a rental car is? You can take a rental car *anywhere*."

"I can't find a reason to vote for the (D) or (R) candidate for President, and now Libertarian Gary Johnson's campaign slogan, 'Feel the Johnson' just rubs me the wrong way."

"Do you speak sign language? No, we sign it."

"Yo Momma so ugly.. She look like Darth Vader naked."

"I'd like my headstone engraved in Burger King font."