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Joke of the Day

"You know you're getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink."

"Women like men with an accent, not an Axe scent"

"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in my freezer"

"It's taken me ages... ...but I've finally finished reading Stephen Hawking's book. It's about time."

"I carry tumbleweed so I can let it roll across the floor during awkward silences."

"I had to When my girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down"

"I have a physical limitation from achieving any of my goals My fucking spine. Holds me back."

"What's the difference between a Priest and Pimples? Pimples don't come on your face until you're at least 13."

"No one really expected the Avatar porn It kinda just came out of the blue"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass"