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Joke of the Day

"What is faster? Hot or Cold? Hot. Because you can catch a cold."

"The pizza theorem: ""Pizzas must be circular. They must be cut into triangles and put into square boxes"" -Science"

"I went to an AA meeting I met a lot of batteries"

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... and he'll be fined for fishing without a license."

"Last week I had to fire my lawn maintenance workers. They just weren't cutting it."

"CIA: So what did you call that new tracking software we put on everyone's iPhone? NSA: ""U2's New Album"""

"I'm making a Band! I started a band called 999 Megabytes...we haven't gotten a gig yet."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre!"

"I have a good joke about a nice balloon. Oh wait. It just got away from me."

"What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple."