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Joke of the Day

"The pizza theorem: ""Pizzas must be circular. They must be cut into triangles and put into square boxes"" -Science"

"I just bought shoes from a drug dealer... ... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"I am... A joke !"

"My exes broke up with me because I'm a pot lover. I guess you can say they don't have high standards."

"if i was a klingon the first thing i would do is grow out my bangs"

"Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats."

"I saw a police helicopter last night... ""Hey look, a flying pig""."

"Who would steal an artificial leg? I'm stumped."

"I recently had to bury my beloved grandmother in the local graveyard. She should be dead by now"

"The blond girl and the car What did the blond girl say when she saw the car? Answer: That's the lost one right there."