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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre!"
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"I stayed at my girlfriends family's place durring the Christmas break. Her father was being a prick and wouldn't let us sleep together, which is a shame, because he is a real good looking guy."
"""Count down to zero silently with your fingers and then do a fist pump."" - SWAT manual on breaking down doors"
"What is the best use for a wet dog?[x-post from /r/MeanJokes] Getting the smell of white people out of your house."
"What did the nun wear to the casino? Her gambling habit."
"What's the definition of a Russian elevator? A Chechen presses a button and five floors come down."
"I think my favorite sexual organ is the one in the Milan Cathedral because that is the only organ I've actually had sex with."
"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they"
"""Yo bro this horse is actin a little weird"" ""Dude thats my dog get off"" ""why is ur horse so small"" ""Its a DOG"" Why u pronouncing horse weird"
"What did the black man get on his SAT's? BBQ sause."