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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday, I got food poisoning I don't know when I'll use it"
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"What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is busty crustacean"
"Odd numbers bother me. Except 75. 75 you're ok."
"Don't confuse a Morning Person with a Middle Aged Bladder Person."
"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono."
"[job interview] ""What's your.."" *interrupts* -My greatest strength is my work ethic ""Well played. Welcome to the psychic friends network"""
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he."
"When do elephants have eight feet? When there are two of them."
"My kids think all food includes long, dark hairs as standard."