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Joke of the Day

"What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well for starters the flag is a big plus."

"""Shut the door, drop your pants, and get on top of me."" -My toilet"

"Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago"

"Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them..."

"[AMA request] A person living in an electricity-free Amish community."

"What did God say to all the Jews, Christians and Muslims of the world? nothing"

"Bird pokemon must live in mexico because today a local pointed at me and said pinche joto. (The j has an h sound dummy)"

"A kid asks his father what a prostitute is. And his father replies: That's a woman who sells her body to have sex. kid: Oh, I thought it was a bitch."

"A sentence and a phrase is arguing, what did the sentence say? I know where you're coming from this phrase, but I can't see your point."

"[A snowman sees a sign for a snowblower] Oh hell yeah"