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Joke of the Day
"""Shut the door, drop your pants, and get on top of me."" -My toilet"
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"Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs did the also go up?"
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"I asked a nerd what his New Year's resolution was. He said, ""1920x1080""."
"This is funny So is this"
"A farmer was worried when he counted only 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, much to his relief, he had 200."
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"You are what you eat. Is that why I am a human?"