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Joke of the Day

"A sentence and a phrase is arguing, what did the sentence say? I know where you're coming from this phrase, but I can't see your point."

"They say everyone is unique... Isn't that a bit of a generalization?"

"Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes? Do they think they're gonna magically start walking?"

"ME: *opens car door for date like a gentleman* DATE: *running and out of breath* PLEASE STOP THE CAR"

"Why do melons tend to have large weddings? They cantaloupe"

"If everybody became a zombie, which zombie would be the most life-threatening one? None of them, since everybody is already dead."

"Did you hear about the contest that awarded the winner with a cat? It was a catastrophe."

"[blind date] HER: lmao! You seriously wore pajamas on a first date? ME: hey!! You're not blind!!"

"What did the horny frog say? Rub-it"

"It's hard for me to believe that the new Star Wars trailer has already been seen millions of times. How do they even know where it's parked?"