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Joke of the Day

"Bird pokemon must live in mexico because today a local pointed at me and said pinche joto. (The j has an h sound dummy)"

"So I farted in an apple store Everyone got mad so I said too bad you don't have windows"

"Why are all early birds Catholics? Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms."

"My math professor had to go into rehab yesterday. He had sum problems."

"What's purple and sequels? A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals"

"The paraplegic would be easy to oppress They would never make a stand for their rights"

"Science brought us to the moon.. while religion only brought us to some skyscrapers."

"For sale, homeless man. Still in box"

"haha remember when you were a kid you'd hide inside the clothes racks at stores. can't do that as an adult. someone's stupid kid is in there"

"Why do people always ask me for directions? I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean."