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Joke of the Day

"[AMA request] A person living in an electricity-free Amish community."

"How can you tell when an Iranian boy has matured? They take the diaper off his ass and put it on his head."

"Man walks into a bar with a giraffe The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender says, ""Aye, what's that lyin' there?"" The man says, ""It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"""

"LPT: Always bring a deck of cards with you when you go hiking Joke: If you get lost, play some Solitaire. Soon enough someone will be around to tell you how to play your own damn cards!"

"I like my women like my coffee... ...really hot, and all over my crotch"

"My local bondage club was robbed last night... we were all left bound and gagged. We absolutely loved it."

"Why is drinking American beer like making love in a canoe?"

"I bought the wife a new bag for her birthday..... Hoover works a treat now!"

"Beetlejuice 2 has been announced and is bringing Keaton back but without Winona... They were afraid she'd steal the show. /me drops the mic and walks off stage waving a pop tart"

"Before you judge somebody, you should walk a mile in their shoes.. That way you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."