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Joke of the Day

"*climbs Mt. Everest hoping to find clarity, PEACE & a deeper understanding of myself & the world* ""When did they put a Starbucks up here?"""

"A pirate crew is fleeing from a whaling ship One pirate swabbie asks, ""This be the whaling ship driven by the wench with two vaginas?"" The pirate says, ""Aye, we best be wary of har poons."""

"What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!"

"I see dead people. Well actually they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes"

"Black and Blue? So I asked the question,"" Black and Blue or Gold and White"" ? ""It doesn't matter Sir"" replied the Police Officer ""Your wife still has extensive bruising"""

"your momma so fat I'm seriously concerned for her health"

"Nazis would love heather bresch Because she is killing off the genetically impure"

"My favorite extreme sport is riding the passenger seat while my wife drives"

"Monica Lewinsky says she WILL endorse Hillary for president... ..says Hillary Clinton ""doesn't suck."""

"Try to think of a world without hypotheticals. You can't."