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Joke of the Day

"*climbs Mt. Everest hoping to find clarity, PEACE & a deeper understanding of myself & the world* ""When did they put a Starbucks up here?"""

"Left handed people in the past. Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people? Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye."

"I'd like to share a joke with you that my 2yo nephew told me. 2yo: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? 2yo: I don't know. *leaves"

"Poetry cannot be justified. It's a typography joke."

"What did The Beatles say when a hot but unexpected guest showed up at their bukkake party? Here comes the sun!"

"When you order a Coke and are asked if Pepsi is OK should be considered a hate crime."

"Why did simbas father die in lion king? Because he couldn't Mufasa."

"How do you start a racist joke? With a look over your shoulder."

"Guys! The Ultimate Warrior Is Not Dead! He just decided to return to Parts Unkown."

"People hear my southern accent and automatically assume I'm stupid. Let me tell you something right now. That is just a coincidence."