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Joke of the Day

"Need some adultish-humor. I have a girl I like, and I want to make her laugh. What are the best jokes you guys can think of to make a dirty-minded teenage girl laugh?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ? Bless You !"

"Boss: Where were you on Friday? Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:..."

"What do you call Batman after getting beat of by the Joker? Bruiced Wayne."

"Just been to the shop and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas. I can't believe the currant exchange rate"

"One obtuse angle says to the other, ""Oh man it's hot in here!"" The other one replies, ""Yeah, it's over 90 degrees!"""

"Solitary Theoretical Physicist Proves Solipsistic Reality... Unfortunately, he won't publish his research because he doesn't trust peer review."

"The less you give a damn, the happier you will be."

"What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic? A seizure salad."

"How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb."