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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic? A seizure salad."
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"I'm excited for the Supreme Court to finally let us know if gay people are human beings."
"Sometimes i look up at the stars, the sky and wonder... ... Where the FUCK did my roof go?"
"So two muffins are in an oven... One muffin turns to the other and says, ""Boy! It is getting hot in here!"" The other muffin replies, ""WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HEAR US SCREAM"""
"What is a mushrooms favorite type of music? Hyphae"
"What are a gorilla's favorite months? Ape-ril and Bananuary"
"How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds? He broke up with his girlfriend."
"[school] Ok class, what was Abraham Lincoln most famous for doing? Billy? ""Abolishing slavery."" And... ""Slaying vampires."" Very good."
"Did you hear about the soldier with 8 limbs? He was army"
"Why are gays never really supressed? Cuz they always stick it to the man!"