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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ? Bless You !"
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"What do you call 5 black people having sex in the 1800's? A threesome."
"Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial? He never changes his position."
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? 'Meet Patty!'"
"Life got you down? Just remember that you will never be as confused and sad as the friends and relatives of the world's first clown."
"I dated Stephen Hawking but had to break it off. He just wasn't a very stand-up guy."
"I took my child to work almost ten months ago, people. Is there seriously not a Take Your Child Back Home Day?"
"What's the worst part about going down on a vegan? They taste like chicken."
"Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean? She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so."
"How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets"