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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ? Bless You !"
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"Pepsi? Pep*no*."
"The more adjectives a coffee order requires, the bigger the asshole."
"""Half a dozen"" because saying 6' is way too long..."
"How do you say constipated in german? Farhfrumpoopin'."
"How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise particularly hareobics!"
"What is the Greek Army's motto? Never leave your buddy's behind."
"Ever wondered why is being gay a sin? It's simple. We all know 69 as a sex position. Satan's own number is 666. Now think about gays, and 666 as a sex position."
"I recently won a punctuation competition. My prize was an apos-*trophy*."