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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling."
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"And on the eighth day, God let the dogs out. And there was much confusion among the Baha Men."
"What is a Jews favorite part of porn? The moneyshot"
"What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer."
"Dark chocolate tastes like chocolate that started doing CrossFit."
"With as much as Adobe nags me to update, I feel like I should have its surname and be making it sandwiches all the time."
"Did you here about the guy who had a wifi hotspot put in his foot? He wanted ""web""bed toes."
"""More like LOTION pictures!"" - awkward conversation in an adult movie theater before the show starts"
"I think people who use ""go fly a kite"" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults."
"If 50 is the new 30, then Dead is the new 80."