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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling."
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"A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, ""Oh alright, I'll stay the night."""
"What's 14 inches long and makes women scream at night? Crib death."
"Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired."
"What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? We're closed beat it."
"""I'm smart. Everyone else is stupid"" - everyone"
"Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen."
"How do you get a little old lady to say the ""F"" word? Yell bingo."
"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? Cause i ran into him the other day and he was asking about you"
"""YOU AIN'T SHIT WITHOUT ME! YOU HEAR ME? YOU'RE NOTHING!"" - syrup to pancakes."