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Joke of the Day

"How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ? None. There are no *men* there."

"In this sentence, their are exactly three errorrs."

"What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"

"The thing about ice skating ... No matter how good you are, the hardest part is always your nipples."

"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's married."

"I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster."

"What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch???? Names"

"How long does it take a black woman to poo? 9 mouths"

"at library ME: This book wasn't helpful at all! LIBRARIAN: Why? What's the problem? BIRD: [mockingly] ""Why? What's the problem?"""

"Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? It came out cordless!"