48480

Joke of the Day

"When you are dead, you don't know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid."

"There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life's face to find she has deflated in the night."

"Just imagine Great Britain without tea... Grea Briain"

"My mom saw me crying in my room and asked what's wrong. I told her I feel like I didn't exist. She told me I do exist because im a pain in the ass."

"My youngest son gave me a dead leg yesterday. Now I'm wondering where he got it from."

"The price of balloons is said to rise. It's only logical with all the inflation."

"The internet is down at work. I took my top off and lit a campfire. Coyotes are near. I'll sacrifice Todd from HR. How do you hunt rabbit?"

"Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout"

"Yo. Wanna do graffiti? ""Sure man"" [My friend makes a cool gang symbol on a wall] Cool. Let me try [Mine reads KELLY WHY DID U LEAVE ME]"

"Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane? He usually flies twice as high."