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Joke of the Day
"What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage? A degree in law."
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"My mom pops out from under the table while I'm on a date. She's always been a good eater. You see her hips? Good hips. Stand up, show him-"
"Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent"
"What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?"