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Joke of the Day

"""What's this ticket, officer?"" - Loitering ""I didn't drop trash"" - No. Loitering. ""You talk funny"" - It's not- ""I'm putting this on Twoiter"""

"When everyone is sharing the jokes of the day on Facebook but... You already reddit"

"What do you call a Unicorn with his horn cut off? a Eunuch-horn! :D"

"War Machine is such a hard worker... That he even took his work home with him."

"A reality show where the contestants arent allowed to say ""at the end of the day"" ""I'm not here to make friends"" or ""threw me under the bus"""

"I was so close to a threesome last night... I was only missing 2 people"

"What if aliens are responsible for global warming? And this is just their way of breaking the ice."

"No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it."

"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ""Got any shoes you're not using?"

"99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around... 127 little bugs in the code."