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Joke of the Day
"Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella."
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"I just woke up pissed off for no reason..... now I know how a woman feels."
"""I gotta 'A' in spelling"" Tony told his father. ""You dope!"" he replied. ""There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"""
"do you think the guy who designed hand grenades really hated pineapples, or really loved them?"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because he's a fucking creep"
"Selling chewing gum. Mint condition."
"How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg"
"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/askscience question? [deleted]"
"Considering you can be anything you want on the internet, it's amazing how many choose to be stupid."