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Joke of the Day

"What does Trumps Hair and a Thong have in common..? They both barely cover the asshole."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all walk into a bar ""Ouch!"" ""Och aye!"" ""Bejabbers!"""

"The Conservation of the Letter R Everytime a Bostonian ""pahks his cah in the yahd"", a Texan warshes something"

"Change is hard So don't throw coins."

"A giant lizard rebuilds Japan and the moonwalks into the sea. #ReverseAFilmPlot"

"Yo mama is so poor... ... ducks throw bread at her."

"Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname? Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks."

"What do you call a Mexican riding a bike? Wow. You guys are some racist fucks. He's a bike rider. On a bike he probably stole."

"Bill Cosby was charged with sexual assault I guess the proof was in the pudding"

"Tommy Lee Jones always looks like his son just told him he wants to ride unicycles professionally."