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Joke of the Day
"Selling chewing gum. Mint condition."
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"Don't answer the door after dark because it might be an orphan in a basket and ain't nobody got time for that."
"Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...?? Shit ab phir se girna padega"
"What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards? It keeps coming and coming and coming..."
"Two roommates were arguing... About who gets to use the microwave first. Then things started getting heated."
"What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets? The Whittle Business *badum ching*"
"What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings? Norse Korea"
"""How much do you love me?"" Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you ""But it's so cloudy"" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know"
"Heard about the new Itailian all-weather tires? Dago through rain Dago through mud Dago through snow And when Dago flat Dago wop-wop-wop-wop..."
"What do you call a dog in a diving bell? A sub-woofer"