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Joke of the Day
"I just woke up pissed off for no reason..... now I know how a woman feels."
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"I don't want to perpetuate a fat girl stereotype, but this blow job could use a side of ranch."
"I used to think that ""Lacrosse""... Was what the French called that thing that Jesus carried on his back."
"I assume when I get put on hold after I call customer service it's because 2 guys are flipping a coin to see who pretends to be the manager."
"People who generalize.. I find people who generalize to be complete idiots."
"Money talks But all mine ever says is good-bye."
"I once swallowed a piece of string and it came out tied. I shit you knot."
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