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Joke of the Day

"There's a strange new trend in my office... People have started naming food in the office fridge Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin."

"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer!"

"Some coworkers remind me of my ex, because I would jump in front of a bus to get out of a conversation with them too."

"*buys extra movie ticket seat so I'll have a place to put my microwave bc I'll be damned if I'm paying that much for popcorn"

"The Internet. The internet: Where Men are Men, Women are Women, and children are the FBI..."

"What do you do for a frog with a belly ache? Rubbit."

"You know you're ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you."

"Did you hear about the comedian terrorist? He was Jihahahadist!"

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, WOW! that one REALLY looked female."

"Anglo/German Dad Joke Q: What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull? A: 10:45"