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Joke of the Day

"There's a strange new trend in my office... People have started naming food in the office fridge Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin."

"Last night I met the girl of my dreams... Then I woke up."

"When my toaster broke, my wife left me. I guess she was lack toast intolerant"

"I walked into a disabled toilet It was autistic"

"Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line."

"What is Santa's motto? Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney."

"Why is proctology called proctology? Because analogy was already taken."

"The NSA hired Sarah Palin so she could keep an eye on Edward Snowden"

"Some gamers think that it's wrong to cheat... but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross"

"Me: Thank you! Cashier: You have a good one! Me: That's the rumor! Cashier: ..."