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Joke of the Day
"Why did the white bassist refuse to play the show? He had a bass only a brother could love."
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"what do you call it when 3 muppets have sex together? - Mena Menage a trois"
"I like my coffee like I like my ships. Full of semen."
"Did you hear that Trump said he'd eliminate food safety regulations? It's the only way they can bring Trump steaks back."
"What does a cow use to solve math problems? A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun."
"How to get midgets to drink your beer. Try setting the bar low."