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Joke of the Day

"Which American President was least guilty? Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent."

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

"Fast way to MESS up someones Knock Knock joke? ""It's open."""

"If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate,, it is not me. I believe I've been hacked."

"Freedom Isn't Free, So Stop Whining And Pay Your Taxes."

"What do you call a dog on a hot summers day A hotdog."

"This hating of people that breastfeed in public really has to stop. I can raise my cat any way I want."

"I'm impressed with my mom's commitment to saying the word 'the' before every noun. Example: the Walgreens, the AIDS, the Fox News, the Adele"

"Why couldn't the chicken come to dinner? he didn't seem truss worthy."

"I knew someone had added dirt to my garden. And so, the plot thickens"