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Joke of the Day

"Where do they make contentment? At the satis-factory."

"What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke? Dad jokes are punnier."

"A man was arrested on Brighton beach today for throwing pebbles at the sea birds. He was accused of having left no tern unstoned."

"HR: Can you explain this?? Me: I thought it was CORNhub, with recipes on how to make delicious corn and corn related dishes"

"How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !"

"My girlfriend wanted a nose job for her birthday. It took me a while, but I got her off."

"I was going to take another trip to the pencil museum but decided it was pointless."

"Broke a mirror today Seven years bad luck, my lawyer says he will get it down to five"

"As a baby I took my son Caden to the park. Other kids there were Aiden Jayden Brayden & Ben. The parents that named Ben should get an award."

"My best friend was brutally murdered last week Its only now that I can look back and laugh. - Norm Macdonald"