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Joke of the Day

"A joke from Finland Q: What doesn't fit in your butt, and doesn't buzz? A: A Russian butt buzzer."

"My dad use to take me to the circus to see the tattooed man and the bearded lady. Now, I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart."

"If Facebook changed ""poke"" to ""stab"" I would use it all the time."

"A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar The bartender says ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Why do you never see Mexicans with acne? They keep slipping off."

"What does a stripper do to her asshole before she goes to work? Puts the help wanted ads by the 12pack in the fridge and begs him for the millionth time to look for a job today."

"What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia? You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't gone to a gig yet."

"I made a bunch of custom t-shirts for my footballer friends, and they suddenly turned into philosophers. Must've been the soccer tees."

"I am now referring to my parents as numbers like you guys refer to your kids. 72 & 70 are coming to visit, send wine."