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Joke of the Day
"If Facebook changed ""poke"" to ""stab"" I would use it all the time."
Next Joke
"Oh, you were sexually harassed in the workplace? Sounds like a personnel problem."
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? ""Honey I'm home!"""
"We're having a lawnmower sale down at Lowes Buy one get Juan free!"
"Last night I met a hooker who didn't know the first thing about business the customer comes first."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None- they'd just beat the room for being black."
"The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth."
"So Bill Cosby and Darren Sharper walked into the bar... I would tell you what happened next but for some reason I can't remember a thing from that night."