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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never see Mexicans with acne? They keep slipping off."
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"A joke for the British. Some urine got into my eye whilst cleaning the lavatories at a kid's nursery yesterday.... ....I'm putting in a claim for Pee Pee Eye."
"7: Mama, are you lonely when we go to bed? Me: (Handle this like a great mom. Get the look off your face. Don't laugh.) Of course, sweetie."
"Accidentally went to Rouge One instead of Rogue One. Boy is my face red."
"A robot walks into a bar; says he needs to loosen up. So the bartender serves him a screwdriver."
"What did the clock do when it was hungry? Went back 4 seconds"
"I received a basketball in the mail from Amazon. I haven't played basketball in 20 years but apparently drunk me thinks I'm Michael Jordan."
"Your stick-figure family of 6 really isn't necessary. No one sees your minivan and mistakes you for wild and single."
"How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who knows, they never get the house."
"What do Harvard and a virgin have in common? You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came."