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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never see Mexicans with acne? They keep slipping off."
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"What does religion and Ikea have in common? The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue"
"reasons white people riot: 1. their sports team wins 2. their sports team loses 3. no more tickle me elmos 4. tea 5. pumpkins"
"""Fluffy died today"" ""Oh my god I'm so sorry, was he a cat or dog? ""He was a boa constrictor"" ""Well that made me feel better"""
"Ill tell you what I know about Dwarves Very little"
"(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in"
"What do you call a cow that's scared of everything? Coward!"
"The next iPhone will be without a... Screen. You can buy a wireless screen. We are removing it because it's bulky and old."
"Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups? 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies."
"Why did I cross the road? Because your mom was on the other side.."